Death to Litterbugs

Warning: This post uses shameful language and was written in a blazing hot, cast iron fit of steaming fury. Well, sort of. I had cooled considerably since - but I was still simmering! Simmering I say! Simmering!

Well. I am depressed.
If you are close to my age, maybe you can associate your elementary school days with being embedded in a proactive environmentalist environment - you know - watching OwlTV in the classroom, learning about reusing and recycling and how important it was to conserve energy, idolizing David Suzuki and thinking that someday you wanted to be just like him...
So,
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? Do they not teach kids this anymore??
The day before yesterday, I went for a walk in the park by my house. In this park, there is a little man-made stream. (In Regina, we take what we can get.) It's really quite nice. I enjoy walking along the big rocks and watching the ducks, etc. But when I went last week, it was teeming with garbage. In particular, slurpee straws and cups, chip bags, and candy wrappers. I often see young teens hanging out there, which is fine you know, whatever - but TAKE YOUR DAMN GARBAGE WITH YOU. I thought hmmm, maybe there aren't enough garbage cans around. So, I did my good deed for the day and picked up all the trash in the stream. I didn't have to walk more than probably 30 ft. until I found a garbage can. So clearly, it's not a question of inadequate sanitation facilities - it's just plain igorance and laziness. (Which I knew before, but was trying to give the benefit of the doubt) Enraged, I started schemeing ways to start a community park clean up (which I'm still thinking about doing). Then, today - I decided to go out for a bite to eat for lunch - whilst eating at this establishment - I saw some young jerk heave his beverage cup away towards a fence in the parking lot. RIGHT AFTER HE PASSED A GARBAGE CAN. I was so annoyed, I started to get up to give 'im what 'fer - but he drove away - in a car worth far more money than mine, by the way (If you've seen my car, you can still laugh).

My question is: Was there some kind of genetic mutation after the early 80's? Was there some kind of anti-environmentalist movement that I slept through? What happened?
I know that littering isn't exactly something new and that there have been ignorant assholes since the dawn of time. (Hmmm...a thesis project, anyone?) But why have younger people become so ambivalent towards 'being green'? I kind of expect cynicism of environmentalist practices from individuals older than myself who maybe weren't engulfed in "Suzukism". But, I would have assumed that the next generation of young punks would have been A: more educated, B: better equipped, and C: more willing to make a difference. Unfortunately, this doesn't seem to be the case at all. Now, I realise that I am mass-criticising here, which really isn't fair on the non-slob sect. It just seems that even less attention is being paid to the world around them and that if their heads were shoved any further up that place, they could use their tonsils for a pair of reading glasses.

I am fully aware that people older than I am were probably saying the same thing about my generation. I am also fully aware that I sound like an old fart - which scares me a little because I didn't think I would be feeling this way so early on in life. I would have hoped to at least have acquired some early signs of senility and partial deafness by the time this happened.

The next question is: What can we do about it? Has this type of education been pushed to the wayside in schools and now assumed to be common sense? If so, should it be reimplemented? Has the development of "egotistical materialism" in society placed environmental responsiblity on "someone else's" shoulders? How do we instill a sense of belonging and duty to our planet? I know that most of us aren't as Earth-conscious as we should be (and I include myself in that ilk - but I am proud to say I'm improving), but littering is where I draw the line. I just don't understand that type of mentality. And I don't want to.

So, even though it's not our job to clean up other people's trash - I emplore you to take a pledge and pick up at least one piece of garbage everyday. Maybe those around you will learn from your good behavior.

Takin' Out the Trash In Style
Image Courtesy of Today and Tomorrow
( www.todayandtomorrow.net/tag/garbage/)

The Man Who Planted Trees

Hiho! This week in the news: Canadian Animator Frederic Back is Honoured by Hollywood.
I wasn't familiar with his works, so thanks to Google, I was able to watch 'The Man Who Planted Trees' online. I must say, I was very moved by the story and enchanted by the animation. It really is a work of art. Anyway, I wanted to share the film with you - so grab a healthy snack and have a 30 minute break from the hustle and bustle of whatever it is you're doing (i.e. Pounding away on that thesis...) I don't want to spoil the story for you, so I won't tell you anything other than it is about a man who finds serenity and hope in simplicity and nature. A breath of fresh air...

http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/man_who_planted_trees.php

If you would like to read the CBC article on Frederic Back click here.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

To Be Or Not to Be...

O, a holy grail of which I would
Place my tender lips to imbibe
it's sweet intoxicating nectar...

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/theatre/story/2008/08/06/shakespeare-playhouse.html

Yes! Yes! There's More!

For more coiffure entertainment, click here:

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2006/01/second-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html

The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards

AAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
You just HAVE to click. Why? Because I told you to.

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-stupid-haircut.html

Pure genious.

World Chess Boxing Organization

This takes 'Fight Club' to a whole new level. When you think about it, they really do go together like peanut butter and jam... I love it.

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080716/K071602AU.html

Gab of the Grape: Talkin' Wine with Dr. L.

Finally - an excuse to drink more wine. (Not that I ever needed one in the first place.) My new fav on the wine trolley of love is:

Cono Sur Organic Cabernet Sauvignon

Now, before you gag on the cheese factor of the name 'Cono Sur' - it actually refers to the 'Southern Cone' of South America (basically, the south half of the continent). This saucy little number comes from the Colchagua Valley in Chile.
Besides being complex and rich in taste, this wine is also created in an environmentally friendly atmosphere. Not only is the product organic, but Cono Sur claims to be the first winery to achieve CarbonNeutral status - net zero CO2 emissions on the shipping of their product.
Unfortunately, I couldn't get a picture of the bottle - but check out their website:

http://www.conosur.com/

If you see it in your friendly neighborhood L.B.S. - it's the one with the bicycle on the label. (Not to be confused with Red Bicyclette - which is also pretty good.) I'm also a sucker for cool packaging and this is the only wine I've seen (as of late) that still uses a wax seal over the cork. There is something to be said for a little romantic traditionalism.
Cono Sur recommends serving this wine with any type of red meat, lamb or pate dish. This is definitely the case - however this C.S. is fanastic with a little Montreal Smoked meat and provalone or vegetarian lasagne chock-full of cheese and spinach. It's also really wonderful on it's own - sipping away the evening with good friends, or snuggling up with a good book and a little (or a lot) organic hazelnut chocolate. Escapism at its finest.